Thursday, February 03, 2005

Attention Drug Users,

Tired of worrying whether you’ll be busted by the cops for some drug that makes you feel like crap? Missing the constant floatiness and dry mouth that only bomb-ass drugs provide? (I've never taken any, so I'm just guessing here...) Brothers and Sisters, I'm here to tell you about your new personal Saviour, Tylenol Allergy and Sinus Daytime.

That chick in Accounting whose voice you can't stand? She could perch on your keyboard reading War and Peace, and you wouldn’t notice.

Demanding, anal-retentive boss yelling about your missed deadline? Stare blankly without a guilty conscience, cause you don’t know what the hell is going on.

If you dig on confusion, having your head feel like an inflatable raft and being thirsty, (soooo motherfucking thirsty), head on down to your local drug emporium and get some good shit for $7.

You’ll thank me, you ungrateful sons of bitches. Yes, you will.
Random Fruit Facts: The Lemon

Info provided by Mateo.

"Rare Variegated Pink lemons, which have green-striped skin when young, are less acidic than regular lemons when they reach maturity."

Check out an article in the NY Times on freaky lemons here.

Posted by Spurious Nurse at 2/03/2005 11:02:00 AM


  1. Blogger sweetney posted at 10:56 AM  
    dude, i'm totally sick right now, and your description of the drug's effects actually SOUNDS GOOD.

    well, better than i feel right now. which i guess ain't saying much.

    going to lie down now.

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