Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That...

Check out this hard-hitting, gay penguin exposé by the homophobes at the Pittsburgh Tribune. It included this tasteful picture of a penguin w/ rainbow flag on the front cover.

Smooooooch!

(as you can see from the other articles, this is a quality journalistic vehicle)

The little headline at the bottom left adresses any suspicious flightless bird activity of a local nature, so if any of OUR penguins are gay, we'll be informed. Not that there's anything wrong with gay penguins. Just as long as there's no gay penguins in Pittsburgh.

The folks at the Pitt Tribune have lots of free time, but not as much as me. I took the time to scan, bitches.

P.S. If you hate gay people, quit it. Your children will be embarassed when you're old and you tell sad gay-people-hating stories.
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Random Fruit Fact (no fruit jokes, mister!): The Horned Melon

These are the freaky things you see next to the grapefruit at Whole Foods. You do too shop at Whole Foods. Hippy.

"extremely bitter. These compounds are very toxic to mammals, however as they are the most bitter substances known they are also feeding deterrents and very rarely eaten by mammals"

Horny, toxic fruit? Bring it! Wait, is it gay? Horn it up, here.

Posted by Spurious Nurse at 2/22/2005 10:56:00 PM

5 Comments

  1. Blogger Amanda B. posted at 12:37 AM  
    Gay penguins. Hmmm... I always suspected as much.

    People are so damn strange, but luckily it serves as entertainment for us!
  2. Blogger Closet Metro posted at 10:28 AM  
    You could totally tell by the tuxedos. Not a formal gown in sight.
  3. Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes posted at 10:33 AM  
    Somehow, the penguins are even dearer to me, knowing that they're sack wranglers.
  4. Anonymous Spurious Plum posted at 10:43 AM  
    Thanks BFE.I was just gonna use culeros, but sack wranglers is muuuuuuch better.
  5. Blogger Colleen posted at 12:19 PM  
    Holy shit, you are funny.
    penguins can't fly, right? it's god getting back for that ungodly life they're living. you just know it.

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