Librarian Drill Team - Jump Beeyatch!
Just to bring you up to speed, my lovely husband Mateo is a librarian. As such, he recieves various librarian-esque publications which he leaves strewn on every available surface of our home. The following was a full page ad, taken out in the American Library Association 2005 Preliminary Conference Program (which was left on our bathroom counter):
The Book Cart Drill Team World Championship? Stay with me here. If they’re having a championship competition, that means there’s more than one book cart drill team.
THAT'S SO HOT!
This brings up a whole slew of unsnswered questions:
Do the teams have cool names like, 'Carts of Darkness', and 'Through the Booking Glass'?
Are there different styles, like Jazz vs. Techno?
Do all of them use New Order songs, like regular drill teams?
My God, the mind boggles...Can you imagine a huge posse of librarians hurtling over book carts and getting all Cirque Du Soleil and shit? I mean, wow! It makes you wanna crap your pants!
Posted by Spurious Nurse at 3/15/2005 10:35:00 PM