The Spurious Plum

Taggy/Listy/Meme-y Stuff.

In the immortal words of Holy Schmidt - "T if for true, F is for false you fucktard!"

(T) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( But boy, have I crashed my own.)
(F) I've Never Been To Japan
(F) I've Never Been In A Taxi
(F) I've Never Been In Love
(F) I've Never Had Sex In Public (um....)
(F) I've Never Been Dumped
(T) I've Never Done Cocaine (White lines....vision dreams of passion...D-d-d-d-don't do it!)
(F) I've Never Shoplifted
(F) I've Never Been Fired
(T) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight (Man, do I want to though!)
(T) I've Never Had Group Intercourse ( Yep, I'm Prudence McPrudepants)
(F) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
(F) I've Never Been Tied Up (Some of these need clarification...I mean, Tied-up busy? Tied-up kidnapped? Tied-up for sexy stuff?)
(T) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone (one of the few...)
(T) I've Never Been Arrested
(F) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (only once!)
(F) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job ( I haven't bought a pen in 15 years.)
(T) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(F) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date (that's a WHOLE separate post to be addressed later this week.)
(F) I've Never Lied To A Friend ("Does this make me look fat?" "NO, but I'm not sure about the color....")
(F) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(T) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (Does a honeymoon in New Orleans count?)
(F) I’ve Never Been To Europe
(F) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(F) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Don't think I'm cool, I was like 6.)
(F) I've Never Skipped School
(F) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker ( I married him.)
(T) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose (Ow.)
(F) I've Never Had Sex At The Office (See the "I married him" comment above)
(F) I've Never Been Married
(T) I've Never Been Divorced
(T) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(T) I've Never Posed Nude
(F) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them (husband)
(T) I've Never Killed Anyone
(T) I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(F) I've Never Been Drunk (HA!AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!)
(T) I've Never Smoked Pot (again, one of the few)
(T) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar (I do my throwing up at home.)
(T) I've Never Taken Ecstasy
(T) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire (Self immolation rules!)
(T) I've Never Eaten Sushi (No. Poor fishies. Now pass the chicken.)
(F) I've Never Been Snowboarding (I'm not great, but my butt stays dry)
(F) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
(T) I've Never Had Sex While A Friend Was In The Room
(F) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room (GO, Millers Outpost!)
(F) I've Never Flashed Anyone
(F) I've Never Met Anyone From Online (Well, I've met all of you in a way. Just not in person. Wanna come over for margarita's?)

Posted by Spurious Nurse at 4/19/2005 02:10:00 PM