Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Memo To The Fashion Impaired Public - Old Running Dudes

If you insist on running shirtless in the middle of my lunch hour, with super-short running shorts, a fanny pack and your 55 year-old sweaty belly flapping in the 90 degree humidity, I will feel completely justified in making snide comments to my husband about your hysterical display of copious ass-crack hair.

Thank you.

Posted by Spurious Nurse at 6/14/2005 01:45:00 PM


  1. Blogger LadyBug posted at 2:35 PM  
    Oh. Wow. Just....YUCK.
  2. Blogger Candace posted at 3:13 PM  
    I saw a guy yesterday who had a hair shirt. Seriously. There was a clear line of demarcation.

    Wouldn't you think that if you have to wax/shave/mow the hair on your neck so you can wear a shirt and not look like a chia pet, you'd just take it that next step and do your WHOLE TORSO?
  3. Blogger blackbird posted at 3:16 PM  
    I saw a guy yesterday with a hair shirt - and tank top. In. The. Supermarket.

    (vomit sound)
  4. Blogger Suzanna Danna posted at 3:54 PM  
    (Sugar)Plum, It’s actually a Sheerwear floral lace demi underwire bra, and here is a link.

    Those bitches put it on sale today for $15.00?

    The Rage. Oh man, the rage.
  5. Blogger LaLa Lisa posted at 4:12 PM  
    Eeeeeew....fanny packs. The worst invention ever. :o) Note to those who visit us snobby folks in DC...Don't wear one or we'll make snide rude comments about you and depending on how big the fashion faux paux is we may or may not speak loudly enough for you to hear us. Haha!

    Great blog! Thanks again for visiting mine!
  6. Blogger Browen posted at 9:21 PM  
    That is -so- wrong in so many ways :X
  7. Blogger Circus Kelli posted at 8:21 AM  
    Ew ew ew ew ew.

    And ew again.
  8. Blogger Southern Fried Girl posted at 8:50 AM  
    If you are gonna make me laugh that hard, tell me first to put the diet Coke DOWN.
  9. Blogger Aurora posted at 11:37 AM  
    icky, icky, icky!!!
  10. Blogger Squirl posted at 5:01 PM  
    Yeah, eeeewww!

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