The Spurious Plum

Free Band Names - And Now, A Word From Mateo

Got this email from husband:
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You should do a blog entry on potential band names. We can create a Free Band Name Collective (outsiders can contribute) and people looking to start bands can browse our free list.

It should be under the condition that when bands who used a name get huge, we get some minor perk or something. Like backstage passes or our very own crack whore.

Here's some potential names:

Hot Monkey Loving Spoonful
The Catholic Fuck Machines
Brown-Eye for the Keith Guy
The Dwindlers AKA To Become Gradually Less Until Little Remains
The Jalepeno & Cream Cheese Taquitos
Colostomy Bag (perfect for that Death Metal Band)
Peoria Whoria

Mateo
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Random band naming (we don't have a band) is something of a habit for us. We'll be reading or watching Damn Old Movies, and one of us will suddenly scream,"Wow! wouldn't 'Size Ten Poop Chute' be an awesome name for a band?" We usually then launch off into a story involving said band's life and stage presence, and then resume normal activities.

We know we've come up with better names in the past, but we'll use this as a jumping off place for future 'Free Band Names' posts. We also take suggestions.

Suggestions?
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Posted by Spurious Nurse at 2/08/2005 09:50:00 PM