Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Taggers Ate My Baby

I have a meme-y, tag-y thing, courtesy of Suburban Misfit's dirty ass (don't take that literally, I have it on good authority, her ass is spotless).

Can't bring myself to forward it along, but Mateo and I went nutty for about 15 minutes coming up with lovely poems. Here's the highlights.

Turd in a punch bowl,
Hey, what's in the grog?
Turd in a punch bowl,
That's one mighty log.

Turd in a punch bowl,
You ruined my life,
Turd in a punch bowl,
You banged my wife.

Turd in a punch bowl,
Glass poo repository,
Turd in a punch bowl,
Watch out for my suppository.

Turd in a punch bowl,
From my Quisinart,
Turd in a punch bowl,
Goes well with cheese and art.

Turd in a punch bowl,
I want it all,
Turd in a punch bowl,
I slap my balls.

And finally, one for Susie:

Turd in a punch bowl,
I've got a hunch.
Turd in a punch bowl,
Motherfucker stole my lunch.

Posted by Spurious Nurse at 5/03/2005 09:05:00 PM


  1. Blogger Susie posted at 9:14 PM  
    I have never received a higher honor (ohdeargod, what have I done with my life?). I most humbly thank you. You made all 2 of the adults in my family crack up.
  2. Blogger Candace posted at 9:17 PM  
    Damn, woman! Way to bring it full circle! Glad I could pass along some merriment to you and Mateo.

    And yes. Spotless.
  3. Blogger Caroline posted at 1:06 AM  
    Holy crap!


    Best turd poems EVER.
  4. Anonymous lawbrat posted at 6:08 AM  
    Great turd poems, very funny Spurious.
    Did you know you look alot like Dolly Parton? :-)
  5. Blogger echrai posted at 7:18 AM  
    *applaud* Especially the one for Susie. That was the absolute best poop poem I've read. :)
  6. Anonymous LadyBug posted at 8:53 AM  
    As God is my witness, I will never drink punch again.

    Funny poetry, though.
  7. Anonymous mrtl posted at 9:14 AM  
    I'm snapping away here. Brava!
  8. Blogger Annejelynn posted at 12:03 PM  
    love the nod to Susie!
  9. Anonymous kalki posted at 12:18 PM  
    Bravo indeed!
  10. Blogger Aurora posted at 12:36 PM  
    lol well done! Now i'm scared to ask...but i will anyways...was this based on a true story?
  11. Blogger laurenbove posted at 5:21 PM  
    Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous! I love your new blog look! Thank GOD you kept it Plummy! BTW: you're one mighty foxy momma in that pix. I love those star thingies. I want one. Where do you get them?
  12. Blogger laurenbove posted at 5:22 PM  
    BTW: What was the meme? I like po-ems too!
  13. Blogger spoonleg posted at 6:34 PM  
    I like #3, for obvious reasons.

    Turdalicious, SP!
  14. Blogger Squirl posted at 6:51 PM  
    I seen a number of these, even wrote one myself but I really lover yours. Especially the one for Susie.
  15. Blogger laurenbove posted at 10:23 AM  
    Chica! IT's 5-5-5! RU gonna celebrate, w/some margaritas? J is spanish so we're definitely going to have a party 2nite! turdinapunchbowl...chachacha.

    Conyo! I'll have to get on that poem. BTW: you can say anything you want on my blog at any time. No need for reverence. In fact I prefer the irreverence.

    Cheers Gorgeous!
  16. Blogger _Summer_ posted at 1:14 PM  
    Of all the turd poems I've read today, these are among the very best.

    I refuse to call them 'turdalicious,' though. That's just gross. ;)
  17. Blogger sparklestone posted at 2:13 PM  
    On par with, and perhaps superior to, Walt Whitman's O TAN-FACED PRAIRIE-BOY which he later admitted was really about a turd.

    O TAN-FACED prairie-boy,
    Before you came to camp came many a welcome gift,
    Praises and presents came and nourishing food, till at last among the recruits,
    You came, taciturn, with nothing to give-we but look'd on each other,
    When lo! more than all the gifts of the world you gave me.
  18. Blogger Spurious Plum posted at 3:56 PM  
    Susie - It's always nice to be honored with a poo poem. I'd make a crack about the annals of history, but I'll skip it.

    Misfit - Nothing like a sparkling clean ass. Which dish detergent do you use?

    Caroline, Echrai, Ladybug, MRTL, Annejelynn, Kalki, Spoonie, Squirl and Summer - Let's all start a turdy poetry club?

    Airea - Thank holy God, no.

    Lawbrat - I AM Dolly Parton.

    Laurenbove - I was just strolling through an art gallery in that pic, but you can find those suckers here, or learn how to make them yourself (if you're feeling especially industrious) here. Viva margarita's for 5-5-5!

    Sparklestone - Someone's
    been hitting their Notron's Poetry Anthology...Thanks!
  19. Blogger Holy Schmidt posted at 4:22 PM  
    I cannot be your friend anymore if you don't go do the audio blog on my blog. *sniffle*

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